Kinky Lizard Maylands

293 Guildford Rd, Maylands WA 6051, Australia
+61 8 9221 9133
$$$ cafe
(145 Reviews)
Price Range $20–40

Welcome to Kinky Lizard Maylands, a delightful café nestled in the heart of Maylands at 293 Guildford Rd. This gem invites you to experience a vibrant atmosphere steeped in warmth and relaxation, making it the perfect spot to unwind or meet with friends.

Renowned for its fresh, wholesome ingredients and an extensive menu of tantalizing beverages, Kinky Lizard has something to tantalize every palate. The smoothie selection is particularly impressive, with options like the Green Smoothie—an invigorating blend of banana, green apple, spinach, ginger, and coconut water. If you crave something sweet yet refreshing, the Mango Magic offers a creamy combination of mango, banana, vanilla ice cream, and milk that'll transport you to a tropical paradise with every sip. Smoothies start at just A$9.00, providing a delicious bang for your buck.

The café also boasts an array of iced drinks perfect for beating the heat, including indulgent Ice Chocolates and refreshing Lemon Ice Teas. For those seeking a nutrient boost, don't miss the cold-pressed juices like Dr. Beets, a harmonious blend of beetroot, apple, and celery, perfectly crafted for health aficionados.

The ambiance at Kinky Lizard is equally inviting. Customers often rave about the relaxed, casual vibe that encourages you to linger a little longer over your meal. One customer, Joana Ramos, notes that even on a bustling Sunday, her meal of Eggs on Toast arrived in under ten minutes, exemplifying the efficient yet friendly service you'll receive. Similarly, Rima Nana echoes this sentiment, emphasizing the generous portions and delightful atmosphere.

While some patrons like Bambii T “T” experienced a bit of a wait for their food, the clean and friendly environment made it well worth it, highlighting the café's charm. And if you're lucky enough to try one of their signature dishes, such as the Chicken Popcorn Benedict or Salmon Benedict, you're in for a treat. As Promporn Thowarabha noted from their first visit, both dishes are not just tasteful but also beautifully presented, encapsulating the café's attention to detail.

In short, Kinky Lizard Maylands is more than just a café; it's a local haven where flavor, comfort, and community converge. Whether you’re stopping in for a quick coffee on the go or looking to savor a leisurely brunch, this café has crafted the perfect experience to satisfy your cravings and brighten your day. So grab a seat, sip on a refreshing Watermelon Freeze, and soak in the good vibes!

For inquiries or to plan your visit, call them at +61 8 9221 9133. Your taste buds will thank you.

Service options
Outdoor seating
Kerbside pickup
No-contact delivery
Delivery
Takeaway
Dine-in
Highlights
Great coffee
Great tea selection
Popular for
Breakfast
Lunch
Solo dining
Good for working on laptop
Accessibility
Wheelchair-accessible car park
Wheelchair-accessible entrance
Wheelchair-accessible seating
Wheelchair-accessible toilet
Offerings
Coffee
Healthy options
Quick bite
Dining options
Breakfast
Brunch
Lunch
Dessert
Seating
Amenities
Toilet
Atmosphere
Casual
Cosy
Trendy
Crowd
Groups
Planning
Accepts reservations
Payments
Credit cards
Debit cards
NFC mobile payments
Credit cards
Children
Good for kids
Parking
Free of charge street parking
Free parking lot
Parking
Openings Hours
Checking

Monday

6:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Tuesday

6:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Wednesday

6:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Thursday

6:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Friday

6:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Saturday

6:30 AM - 2:00 PM

Sunday

6:30 AM - 2:00 PM

145 Reviews
Rima Nana

06 Oct 2025

We honestly have nothing bad to say about this place — the food was delicious, the portions were generous, and the service was just as wonderful!

Joana Ramos

28 Sep 2025

Eggs on toast very tasty and arrived in less then 10 min in a relatively busy Sunday.

Bambii T “T”

05 Sep 2025

Little cafe, relaxed casual atmosphere nice friendly staff Food was good but took roughly 40 mins to receive food and wasn't too busy. Clean cafe with alternative options available

Ben Heptinstall

04 Aug 2025

Great place for a coffee and quick bite to eat. I wish I needed to travel past this place more often. One of the best coffees around

Promporn Thowarabha

15 Jul 2025

It was our first time using a Groupon voucher for the meals and the drinks for two, and we were really impressed! The place had a lovely atmosphere, and the food was absolutely delicious. We tried their signature dishes — the Chicken Popcorn Benedict and the Salmon Benedict — and both were packed with flavour and beautifully presented. What stood out the most, though, was the exceptional service. One of the staff members kindly offered to serve my drink in a mug, which I appreciated, and she remained friendly and polite from the moment we walked in until we left. Such a warm and welcoming experience — we’ll definitely be back!

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