Kinky Lizard Maylands

Welcome to Kinky Lizard Maylands, a delightful café nestled in the heart of Maylands at 293 Guildford Rd. This gem invites you to experience a vibrant atmosphere steeped in warmth and relaxation, making it the perfect spot to unwind or meet with friends.

Renowned for its fresh, wholesome ingredients and an extensive menu of tantalizing beverages, Kinky Lizard has something to tantalize every palate. The smoothie selection is particularly impressive, with options like the Green Smoothie—an invigorating blend of banana, green apple, spinach, ginger, and coconut water. If you crave something sweet yet refreshing, the Mango Magic offers a creamy combination of mango, banana, vanilla ice cream, and milk that'll transport you to a tropical paradise with every sip. Smoothies start at just A$9.00, providing a delicious bang for your buck.

The café also boasts an array of iced drinks perfect for beating the heat, including indulgent Ice Chocolates and refreshing Lemon Ice Teas. For those seeking a nutrient boost, don't miss the cold-pressed juices like Dr. Beets, a harmonious blend of beetroot, apple, and celery, perfectly crafted for health aficionados.

The ambiance at Kinky Lizard is equally inviting. Customers often rave about the relaxed, casual vibe that encourages you to linger a little longer over your meal. One customer, Joana Ramos, notes that even on a bustling Sunday, her meal of Eggs on Toast arrived in under ten minutes, exemplifying the efficient yet friendly service you'll receive. Similarly, Rima Nana echoes this sentiment, emphasizing the generous portions and delightful atmosphere.

While some patrons like Bambii T “T” experienced a bit of a wait for their food, the clean and friendly environment made it well worth it, highlighting the café's charm. And if you're lucky enough to try one of their signature dishes, such as the Chicken Popcorn Benedict or Salmon Benedict, you're in for a treat. As Promporn Thowarabha noted from their first visit, both dishes are not just tasteful but also beautifully presented, encapsulating the café's attention to detail.

In short, Kinky Lizard Maylands is more than just a café; it's a local haven where flavor, comfort, and community converge. Whether you’re stopping in for a quick coffee on the go or looking to savor a leisurely brunch, this café has crafted the perfect experience to satisfy your cravings and brighten your day. So grab a seat, sip on a refreshing Watermelon Freeze, and soak in the good vibes!

For inquiries or to plan your visit, call them at +61 8 9221 9133. Your taste buds will thank you.

• Toast and Preserves (GFO)

  A$8.00
• Fruit Toast

  A$9.00
• Eggs on Toast (GFO)

  A$14.00
• Porridge

  A$19.00
• Bircher Muesli

  A$17.00
• Avocado Toast (GFO)

  A$22.00
• Brekky Burger (GFO)

  A$19.00
• Brekky Bruschetta (GFO)

  A$21.00
• Mushroom Bruschetta (GFO)

  A$21.00
• Wild Mushrooms (GFO)

  A$21.00
• Kinky Pancakes

  A$19.00
• Benedicts (GFO)

  A$19.00
• Popcorn Chicken Benny

  A$23.00
• The French Benny

  A$21.00
• Kinky Shakshuka (GFO)

  A$19.00
• B.L.T (GFO)

  A$15.00
• Cheeseburger

  A$19.00
• The Big Kinky Burger

  A$27.00
• The Works Burger

  A$20.00

• Green Smoothie

  A$9.00
• Banana Smoothie

  A$9.00
• Breakfast Smoothie

  A$9.00
• Watermelon Freeze

  A$9.00
• Mango Magic

  A$9.00
• Berry Bonanza

  A$9.00

• English Breakfast
• Lemongrass and Ginger
• Earl Grey
• Peppermint
• Green

• Ice Chocolate
• Ice Coffee
• Ice Mocha
• Ice Latte
• Ice Chai
• Ice Long Black
• Affogato
• Cold Brew
• Lemon Ice Tea

• Vanilla Milkshake

  A$7.00
• Strawberry Milkshake

  A$7.00
• Caramel Milkshake

  A$7.00
• Chocolate Milkshake

  A$7.00
• Spearmint Milkshake

  A$7.00
• Banana Milkshake

  A$7.00
• Matcha Milkshake

  A$9.00

• Bazinga

  A$9.00
• The Green Hulk

  A$9.00
• Dr. Beets

  A$9.00
• Tropical

  A$9.00
• Apple

  A$9.00
• Orange

  A$9.00

• Long Black

  A$5.00
• Espresso

  A$5.00
• Flat White

  A$5.00
• Latte

  A$5.00
• Cappuccino

  A$5.00
• Long Macchiato

  A$5.00
• Short Macchiato

  A$5.00
• Mocha

  A$5.00
• Hot Chocolate

  A$5.00
• Babycino

  A$4.00
• Chai

  A$5.00
• Dirty Chai

  A$6.00
• Fresh Honey Chai (Leaves)

  A$6.00